Substitute teacher.

It has grown increasingly difficult to find my way here. Apparently, the internet tubes don't travel well through the center of the earth. Who knew?

In any case, don't go expecting a veritable torrent of new information from "the other side", as I am about to embark on some galivanting. Ten days burrowing across the heartland. I hear it's like graceland, but way cooler.

'Till then.